Could the producers ever make a family friendly version of the movie Team America?

Question by future: Could the producers ever make a family friendly version of the movie Team America?
This is simply the best live action puppet movie ever made!
My kids love it, but the F___ word and people schtupping make it impossible to let them watch!
Can these guys PLEASE edit a family friendly version? They could sell it on TV then to and make a ton more money than it ever did!
“America – Oh Yeah!” (in place of guess what.)
Plus they could add some “in” jokes – have the guy going down to tie the other guy’s shoes as a test of loyalty – not giving him a BJ.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!! I’ll write the f-in script for you you lazy a***holes.
It would actually be very easy. Very little of the film was visually offensive.
Jeez, give us families a break, there’s not that many good movies for kids, especially not this good!

Best answer:

Answer by Quixotic
What would be the point?

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