Q&A: Who do you girls feel you always meet?
Question by JR: Who do you girls feel you always meet?
i was reading a comment and i found this funny
i did a little reversion to it so just choose one
p.s. also feel free to add other types you’ve met but don’t add your love life (no one really gives a shit, they just pretend to listen even if you do say you listen you really aren’t so don’t lie to yourself)
1) The “Good-Looking But Clueless Guy”. Sure, the guy is gorgeous, tan, maybe athletic, and might be popular. He also has a disturbingly huge affection for yelling nonsensical phrases at his “friends” and consuming vast quantities of Natty Light or getting high, whichever is the closest to him. When not bragging about his skills (whatever it may be), he’s talking loudly about how trashed he got at an “epic” party last weekend. Sadly, the guy can’t spell worth shit and usually forgets your name in a week.
2) The “Loves-His-Friends-More-Than-You-Guy”. This is the guy where you met him in your classes, clubs, or your dorm. You always eat with him and his “pals”, always watch TV with him and his “pals”, and always hang out with him and his “pals.” His “bros” always seem to call him at 4 AM on Saturday, drunk and giggly. He always seems to gravitate toward his “bros” to watch movies such as Zombieland or The A-Team. His “bros” have no problem belching and scratching themselves in front of you. No romance can come of this for the both of you (you and your boyfriend), you feel.
3) Mr. Right Now or the “GRINDER”. He’s the drunken guy with a dopey grin who comes up to you at a party and asks you to dance. You agree politely, perhaps out of pity, only to become trapped for the next 20 minutes as he proceeds to grind against you in a robotic side-to-side motion, like a demented bobble-hipped hula doll. He thinks because you’re dancing with him right now, he’s going to get some play tonight. He is highly delusional and fucking wasted every time you meet.
4) The “Actor”. This guy can be truly wonderful – sensitive, funny, intelligent. There’s only one small problem: there’s a good chance that he’s gay. On the slim chance that he is straight, he’s an actor (read: narcissist). Sure, he might be Brad Pitt’s doppelganger, but hearing for the millionth time about how he was this close to getting cast in Spielberg’s latest film – if it weren’t for “Hollywood politics *****,” of course – gets old really fast. Sadly, you don’t know what is worse, his annoying talks of fame or the fact he knows more about makeup than you?
5) Mr. Taken. This guy stands out immediately from the crowd: he’s confident but not arrogant, funny but not crass, laid-back but with impeccable style. Only problem: he’s practically married to his long-term girlfriend of 5 years from high school or middle school, who just happens to go to a different high school or middle school or university over five hours away, and yet he is loyal as a sick puppy. Although you’re deeply touched to discover that not all guys cheat on their girlfriends while away at college, you really begin to hate that bitch who found him first.
6) The Ex: He ripped your heart out and trampled on it by making out with a random skank on spring break/at a party/whatever. You break up (not the first time). You spend the next few months alternating between bawling your eyes out and ranting to your girlfriends about how much of an ass he was. He IMs/calls/texts you one weekend at 2 AM, wanting to go out and maybe get some booty from you. You get nostalgic for how ‘good’ things were between you. You both get drunk and hook up. You kinda-sorta start seeing each other again. You remember how much it actually sucks to go over to his place, hoping for a romantic evening, when in reality you always end up falling asleep while watching him play Grand Theft Auto or Halo or COD. You never get a chance to discuss what you want out of the relationship, and he never introduces you as his girlfriend. You break up again (not the first time).
7) The Jock: this guy isn’t actually on varsity, but you’d never know it by the way he dresses and talks. Apparently, playing 3 sports a year in high school or middle school wasn’t enough for him, so now he’s involved in over a half dozen intramurals: baseball, basketball, hockey, crew, dodgeball, polo, underwater basket-weaving – you name it, he’s played it and has the t-shirt for the week-long tournament to prove it. In fact, this guy doesn’t own a piece of clothing that doesn’t have some race, tournament, or team name emblazoned across it. Sure, he may have a fantastic body, but there’s a reason your friends and sometimes you never see him: if you’re lucky, you might be able to catch him from 10:15-10:25 PM every other Tuesday, when he has a break between racquetball and karate.
8) Mr. Nice Guy or the YES Man: You meet this unassuming guy in one of your extracurriculars or classes, and he seems decent enough. He’s somewhat quiet, got a corny sense of humor, and is too laid back for personal drama. He’s more than happy to
Best answer:
Answer by <3 SYN
I meet many #8’s but i end up falling for the #5’s n #1’s. it’s pretty sad haha
btw those descriptions are PERFECT! I’m def saving that lol
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