Does anybody have any good comedy scripts?

Question by survivor_luvr: Does anybody have any good comedy scripts?
I am a freshman and I need to do an act for my drama comedy show. If you know any good websites with many scripts or a single script that would be great. It just needs to be appropriate for 9th grade students. I can possibly edit out swearing.

Best answer:

Answer by Dan X
“Sure Thing” by David Ives is the most hilarious short play I’ve ever seen. We did it when I was in 9th grade, and I think only one edit (an f-word) was required. It’s about five or six minutes and has one man, one woman and one stage hand (offstage ringing a bell).

I can’t find it online, but you can buy it on amazon.com. There is currently a used copy available for $ 2.75+3.59 s&h. I promise it is worth it. Even if you don’t perform it, it is worthwhile reading for any aspiring writer or actor.

You can sample it here first.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/067975928X/ref=sib_dp_pt/002-4628994-3015206#reader-link

click excerpt.

Remember that this is copyrighted material. Check with your school administrators for information on this. I don’t really know whether you’re free to do this. We had to pay roayalties when we did it, but it was not through a school drama department, it was through the town community theater, so the rules may be different.

Also, “Words, words, words”, is equally hilarious and available in the same volume. it’s a Shakespearean play involving mokeys.

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