EMOS

What do the suicidal youths of our nation turn to when QVC just doesn’t cut it? Why, EMOS, of course! We carry all of your emo-tional needs from knives to cds to knives to jewelry to, did we metion, knives? (Brought to you by the Goth Channel… for some odd reason) We do NOT endorse suicide. If you’re feeling suicidal, please, call a helpline. Sorry if some things look more “goth” and less “emo,” but we shot this from 2-4am, so we were slap-happy and making it up as we went. (real emos don’t use scripts) Mike forgot our website. There’s no such thing as PoisonedLaughter.com (we checked and were disappointed to not find porn. lmao jk)
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