funny jokes about canada?

Question by amoghthegamer: funny jokes about canada?
Iam making a video project and want to incorporate as many jokes as I can, preferably Canada and canadian related. The project, Iam selling a big bouncy inflateable ball like this:

Here is my script:

Has this ever happened to you?
I have no ball!
Well look no further, thanks to the big, bouncy, inflatable Canadian ball, you will never ever not say you do not have a ball again.
WHAT?
That’s right. Why go another day without having the Canadian ball, when you can be abusing people with it.
That makes sense!
There are many uses for the Canadian ball.
Throw it at your friends ()
Throw it at your enemies ()
Throw it at your frenemies ()
Throw it at Dog ()
Throw it at your Cat ()
Throw it at a rich hobo ()
Throw it at your neighbor’s Lamborghini ()
And for the really daring, throw it at Sydney Crosby ()
I am not convinced.
There more, order within the next 20 minutes and get a 2nd free Canadian ball. Just pay $ 42.99 in shipping and handling. That is a $ 14.99 value for only $ 42.99!
But Hold everything, if you order 10 or more balls, we will ship you a Hockey Jersey autographed by Sydney Crosby value at $ 1000. IN CANADIAN DOLLARS, you’re free!
And we are still not done there. If you have your order shipped to Belgium, we’ll give you this book of Canadianess! This has everything you need to find the inner Canadianess in you! This book features:
•The national anthem
•Justin Bieber’s life biography
•The phone numbers to all 4 people that live in Canada
•And MUCH MORE!
What number do I call to order my ball?
Call 1-800-269-2688 Now!
We accept payments in Cash, Credit Card, Checks, and Beaver Pelts.

Best answer:

Answer by Destroyer of Dumbasses
I can’t believe u left hockey and iglus outta that.

We always get ragged on about hockey and iglus.

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