How do I make a Kick*** Ninja Movie?

Question by Astumori: How do I make a Kick*** Ninja Movie?
I’m making a movie for my school project, and my group wants to make a kickass ninja movie. We’re talking about a movie with explosions, jumping off of crap, blood, swords, etc.

So any suggestions? We also need a lot of help with making explosions…?

Best answer:

Answer by k_plink
I would suggest something simpler for a start.
The words “school project”, “need help with making explosions”,”jumping off of crap” and “swords” have a bad ring to them.
The next phrase that comes to mind is “Was declared dead when emergency workers arrived.”
But, corn syrup and red food dye make good fake blood

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