how to audition?

Question by supermonk@sbcglobal.net: how to audition?
Tomorrow me and my friend are audtioning to be an MC pair for our school talent show. I was wondering if any of you could halp with what we should say in our script, We arent sure if we will be provided one.

I was thinking
Me: Good afternoon Bryan Middle School, and welcome to the 2007 Talent Show!!!!
Friend: We have a great Program in store for you all so just sit back relax and enjoy the Show!!
Me: you know us hosting the Show reminds me of Ryan Seacrest and Bryan Dunklemen.(proudly) One of us is going to become rich and susessful and the other…(look at friend)

Just something like that I need advice and some more little jokes we can say I sell our preformance.

Best answer:

Answer by Chrissy G
I think it sounds pretty good so far, but I am only thirteen and dont know what other people think of good, but if you ask me you should go to www.bored.com and click on the humor sites. They have some stuff like funny puns, pranks, and some insulting jokes too. If that doesnt work go to agoga.com and click on funny stuff, Im sure if you cant find what you are looking for then I dont know what else to tell ya.

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