Movie quotes… what movies are these quotes from!? :) Have fun!?

Question by Yooper chick: Movie quotes… what movies are these quotes from!? 🙂 Have fun!?
1. Aye. But also, beware runnin’ with scissors or any other pointy object. It’s all good fun, until somebody loses an – Ahhhh!

2. I got an idea. When our food runs out, we can eat Elvis.

3. I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.

4. Only to western eyes. This is a dashiki, given to me by the great African leader Um-Tuh-Tuh, in gratitude for making his mother-in-law disappear.

5. My mother told me not to say thank you when people say I have a pretty face. You’re just born with it, that you have is luck.

6. Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we’re gonna have a lot of fun, huh?

7. Don’t go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.

8. She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say.

9. Look at how funky he is!

10. Woo-Wee, you caught me in my birthday suit, butt-naked!

11. Don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I’ve never had sex before; I’ve had lots of sex. It’s just that now I’d like to try it with a partner.

12. Why torture yourself when life will do it for you. Who said that? I did! Go ahead and quote me.

13. When you’re Jewish you either learn to fight, or you take a lotta shit. I don’t like to take shit

14. Girls like me weren’t built to be educated. We were made to have children. That’s my ambition: to be a walking, talking baby factory. Legal, of course. And with union labor.

15. You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don’t want to turn your back on it.

16. Caught ya, ya hoe! You never told me you were screwing him! You’ll always remember your first, not your second, not your third, just your first.

17. A girl’s got a right to know what kind of hound she’s saving herself for.

18. I am an actress, Mr. Robinson, not a doormat. Do not attempt to wipe your boots on me.

Good luck all!

Best answer:

Answer by StoopidGurl
Those were some good ones!

I know this one is from Fear- “Caught ya, ya hoe! You never told me you were screwing him! You’ll always remember your first, not your second, not your third, just your first.”

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