my wife is making me watch ‘Bride Wars’ for the 3rd time in a row since 12:30am… am i going to live?
Question by Jonathan: my wife is making me watch ‘Bride Wars’ for the 3rd time in a row since 12:30am… am i going to live?
is just after 3:00 am… and Bride Wars is on its 3rd run… Anne Hathaway is def the cutest… but considering that the other one is Goldie Hawn’s daughter… well it’s a close contest and I have to say that this is really the only reason I am actually still Cognitive at this point. My wife is on I think her 5th shot of jager, I think I am on my 8th or 11th shot of Capt. M’s Tattoo… I was suppose to get a tattoo today but it fell thru at the last minute, so i figure I could at least get some sort of tattoo, and it happen to be in liquid form, any way…… So my wife is pretty shmammered and making me watch this movie again,for the 3rd time tonight, sitting in the floor, ashing her cigarette on the floor. I am worried that I might die of lung cancer from second hand smoke while I am watching this movie for the 4th time… I am pretty sure I am already locked in and I am scared for my fragile little life…. I want everyone to know that I didn’t cry… I just accepted it like a man and decided that if I was gonna have to go like this… the only thing that mattered is that I didn’t shed a tear… regardless. if I do pull out of this one.. am I the only man in the world that could tolerate such torture? I mean, mid way on the second run my wife ran to put on her wedding dress… and demand we get married again. I mean I kinda agree on this one fact that we had a double wedding with my Brother and the girl he wanted to marry and it was ehhh… not really what you would think… OMG I have to go, she is holding a shot of jager over her Dere Kiang wedding dress….. Now I think I am gonna have a heart attack… I think I am about to pass out, I think I am suffering from my wife wanting a foot massage..
Best answer:
Answer by Sandman
Dude, that’s good. 🙂 No, you will not live. Enjoy the alcohol and cigarettes.
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