Q&A: Am I at a high risk of getting caught joining the mile high club?
Question by Jonathan B: Am I at a high risk of getting caught joining the mile high club?
My girlfriend and I both love the idea of sneaking off to the bathroom on a flight together, but we’re both pretty scared to death of the consequences! I’ve been reading the techniques for hours and plan to grab a seat towards the back, wait until the in-flight movie starts, time and separate our entrances into the bathroom, make it fast, use the appropriate position(s), and don’t make much or ANY noise. We’re going to be on a four hour flight on the 29th of December. Will this be a good opportunity or will we be escorted to the authorities when the plane lands?
The plan I have worked out is taking the sick route. This may be the only flight my girlfriend and I are going to be on a for a while and we want to make the best of it. We’re expecting it to be a single bathroom plane, and she’s going to head in like normal. I’ll already be fully ready as soon as she gets up and she’ll be wearing a skirt. Line formed or no, she’s going to peek her head out, and sympathetically ask for me to come come inside. When I ask her if she’s okay, she’ll say no and ask me to bring her purse with me. We’ll say some stock dialog about being sick, get on with it for no more than 3 minutes, and come out simultaneously with me holding her like she needs help back to her seat. For believability, I’ll call a flight attendant over and ask for some medication of some kind, or even say that she’s pregnant. Would this work?
Best answer:
Answer by bartman40467
I wouldn’t try it now!!!
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