Q&A: Part 2…Are these good reasons to drink beer?
Question by Violation Committee: Part 2…Are these good reasons to drink beer?
89. A BEER won’t argue that there’s no difference between
shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and
blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
90. A BEER will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. A BEER will actually *support* belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.
92. A BEER is always ready to leave on time.
93. A BEER never fishes for compliments.
94. Some BEERs (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. BEER tastes *good*.
96. If you take a BEER outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the BEER won’t accuse you of “date rape”.
97. A BEER won’t raise any objections to an evening of watching “John Holmes’ Greatest Hits” on your VCR.
98. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A BEER won’t make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
100. A BEER won’t accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse “just for the articles”. (You *are* lying, but the BEER won’t accuse you of it.
101. A BEER won’t worry that you’ll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League.
102. A BEER won’t fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse: “But I saved a quarter!”
103. A BEER will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.
104. A BEER will *never* make you turn off “Fists of Fury Theater” on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
105. A BEER won’t accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say “Gene Hackman” instead of “Gene Hackperson”.
106. A BEER won’t make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
107. When you’re through with a BEER, the thought of another BEER doesn’t make you ill.
Best answer:
Answer by chrisbo
Again, any reason is a good reason to drink a beer
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