Q&A: What are good ideas for a protest sign?

Question by Megan: What are good ideas for a protest sign?
“At what point are we going to okay marrying inanimate objects? Can I marry this table? Or this, y’know, clock? Can we marry dogs? This is ridiculous. And biblically, again, I’m gonna go right back to my fundamental Christian beliefs . . .” – Rebecca Kleefisch (R), Candidate for Lt. Governor of Wisconsin, radio interview on WVCY.

What are some really good protest signs a local GSA can make against her using that quote?
Some of mine were:
“Fundamental Christian Beliefs? Then you should be int he kitchen making your husband a sandwich while he sells your children off to pay off his debts. [insert Leviticus reference here]”
“Dogs are not inanimate objects; they are pets.”
“Why do you disapprove of two homo sapien sapiens consenting to marriage?”
“This table consents that you are an idiot.” *taped to a table*
“[insert Old Spice commercial-type script about how Kleefisch could be human if she stopped being a bigot]”

Thank you!!

Best answer:

Answer by ▐▀▀▀▀▀▌ ▌ Chiff ▐ ▐▄▄▄▄▄▌
“This table consents that you are an idiot.” *taped to a table*
That’s amazing! I’m shocked by your awesome epicness.

How about a sign saying “Free will – my choice”
That should shut them up.

What do you think? Answer below!