Q&A: Why don’t they make a Website that posts to the News everytime a Movie Star takes a crap?

by angus mcdiarmid

Question by Linchpin: Why don’t they make a Website that posts to the News everytime a Movie Star takes a crap?
I mean seriously, here we are just common folk trying to survive, and just because a movie star gets an implant or goes out to eat, it makes the news!?!?

Best answer:

Answer by HamatoKameko
Welcome to the Internet Age, dude.

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