.S.creaming .M.adness
This is the result of my brother and I being bored as heck at like midnight. We’re just screaming random crap at each other. There’s places that you might not be able to understand, so I’ve got this helpful little “script” that we wrote down after the screaming video, and it’d be nice if you’d read it and not be a dumbass and ask what we’re saying. ^-^ DragonHeart950 is my brother. Believe it or not. The cat picture is used with my voice, and the elf looking woman is for my brother. ^-^ Enjoy! Have a nice day. ^.~ -Script- Dragonheart950: I DON’T WANT A PANCAKE! UnconciousButterfly: I HAVE TO PEE! Dragon: WHY?! Unconcious: BECAUSE MY BLADDER’S FULL! Dragon: LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE! Unconcious: YOU FAT WHORE! Dragon: SHE DOESN’T WANT A CAT! Unconcious: -Pause- DOES SHE!? Dragon: SISTER MARY CATHERINE AND HER PANCAKES! Unconcious: YOU’RE A NUN WHORE! Dragon: WITH A STRIPPER! Unconcious: THAT’S RIGHT! Dragon: IN CHURCH! Unconcious: LAST NIGHT! Dragon: WITH YOUR MOM! Unconcious: YOUR MOTHER! Dragon: YOUR STARS OF DAVID! Unconcious: YOU’RE A JEW! Dragon: WITH A PANCAKE! Unconcious: -Pauses- WITH SYRUP! Dragon: DON’T LAUGH – DON’T YELL AT ME WHILE I’M LAUGHING AT YOU! Unconcious: IT’S KINDA HARD WHEN YOU’RE BEING A FRIGGEN IDIOT! Dragon: WITH A STEAK! Unconcious: AND A FORK KNIFE! Dragon: AT THE FAGGOT RESORT! Unconcious: WITH SKI MASKS! Dragon: AND BROCCOLLI! Unconcious: AND CHEESE! Dragon: AND SPAGETTI NOODLES ON TACO SHELLS! -Pause- ON RYE! Unconcious: BAKED ON FRIDAY THE …
First, I don’t own the rights to the Sound of Music or the Little Mermaid, but we used them in our presentation in order to make it more entertaining. After an entire semester in this class, we had to make the final interesting. Second, I didn’t tape this because I was actually in the group presenting. Script: Trapp Welcome to the Echoupal Residence; I am Captain Von Trapp. Maria Thank you! I am Frauline Maria, this is my assistant Frau Mau. He used to work at the Boeing IT Call center. Frau – It is a pleasure to meet you sir. Trapp- Let me introduce you to the IT system. Children! (all the children run out) Maria- So what exactly is Echoupals problem? Trapp- We shall explain that to you through song! IT Children – Farmers with soybeans and nowhere to sell em Middle men making the prices go swellin No weather forecasts to know of the rain Selling of crops here is just such a pain ITC sees a chance for some improvement The supply chain is really not showing much movement We need a way for the farmers to chat Instead of losing while others get fat Farmers are trudging on their way to the Mandi I saw one walking he then turned and he Told me that info on prices is lax They have a dearth of statistics and facts When they weigh it They can’t say it But conditions stink A need for technology is in need me thinks And then they won’t lose so bad Maria- That was wonderful! Frau – Maam, maam, maam! I beg to differ, but that was awful. It was messy and sloppy, and the choreography …
Video Rating: 5 / 5
