The Movie. A review by me. Your thoughts?

Question by Yoshiki Hayashi: The Movie. A review by me. Your thoughts?
O.k. So everyone heard of the movie called ‘The Room’ right? There is nothing that can be compared. I mean just look at the trailer:

HALF OF THE MOVIE is already in the trailer. How about put the ending next time? It could save people the effort of going to a cinema and watch this f*ckfest of a movie. The dumbest acting I ever seen in my whole life. It makes Shaquille O’Neal’s acting believable. And not only that. I mean this movie makes Hitler look good. I wonder what would Hitler do if he get to see this sh*tfest. I bet he’ll shoot himself… twice…

There are zero emotions in this film. Nada. Even the anger looks so pathetic that you can’t believe it. I mean just look at this scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLs-PkfUS2g

This is anger. No, no, no. This IS ANGER! I mean that’s like he walks around and just throws stuff on the ground like he is a little kid. No emotion what so freakin’ ever. Don’t believe me? Take a look at this:

If someone you know would have told you that he never hit his girlfriend with this kind of voice would you even believe? I bet my ass you won’t. Only if you are really retarded. I never seen anything that can be so bad in history of the films I watched. This film should get a ‘F*ckfest of the Year’ award. You do realise that the trailer says it’s black comedy. Yeah, right. If I was the one to direct this sh*t, I would hide myself. Tony Wiseau on the other hand can’t do that, because he is a f*cking huge monster with curly black hair. ‘Oh Hai Mark’. Next time after you shout you didn’t hit her, say ‘Hail Hitler’. That would make it more believable.

And WTF is up with Mark? Every scene when Lisa tries to hit on him, he asks: “What is going on?” What are you stupid? I know the script is f*cked up. Well, you know, Tony Wiseau wrote this piece of dog poop, so you would have expected this kind of stuff to accure. Every sex scene is awkward enough. I mean the first sex scene Tony… Uh… Tommy makes sex to Lisa’s belly button. I mean WTF?! The second scene is on the stairs with Mark. Are you serious? Did they brought the actress (or should I say the prostitute) that plays Lisa to have her naked everyone two scenes?

And how could I forget Denny? What is his role in the story? I don’t know. It appears to be that he is adopted. Makes sense right? And those who adopted him are Lisa and Tommy. Now, the first time he shows up on the screen he goes upstairs to Tommy and Lisa’s room while they try to have sex. Wow, that will surely make the kids go away when their parents are busy in the room. Later on he tries to hit on Lisa. No, no, no… Hit on Lisa. He tells it to Tommy and the giant monster reacted by saying: “Lisa loves you too. It’s ok.” Wow, I never knew that you don’t care about people trying to bang your wife. Wow. That’s the dumbest reply to this kind of conversation. No wonder Mark gets to f*ck your girlfriend in your own freakin’ birthday.

And the best scene from the whole garbage is the ending. Tommy shoots himself (thanks god) in the mouth. Mark and Lisa find his body and Lisa asks: “Is he dead?” Really? You really need an answer? HE SHOT HIMSELF IN THE MOUTH! God damn! No one can survive that. Mark shows up and Lisa goes: “But now we can be together.” Really?! Your fiancee just died but you quickly switch to Mark? What a f*ckfest of a retarded movie.

Now tell me people: was it worth wasting 6 millions for this kind of bullsh*t? The 6 million he wasted on this pile of garbage can be more useful wiping someone’s ass. And the money would be proud wiping someone’s ass after seeing what they got wasted on.

Now what did you think of the movie?

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Answer by Angel
Good

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