Theocracy-All I Want for Christmas

iTunes: itunes.apple.com www.theocracymusic.com © 2010 Theocracy All I Want For Christmas (Smith) Well Santa had to close up his workshop Sometime after Christmas ’09 ‘Cause sadly the economy’s a mess and jobs are hard to find It’s sad to see our holiday heroes Struggling to just make a dime But it’s sink or swim, ’cause the times are grim It’s like a Christmas Special in the unemployment line… Frosty got a job in a kitchen And his boss is in a terrible mood He said, “I swear I’m tossing you in the oven If you keep sweating in the food!” Santa went to work in a coal mine And the irony is perfectly clear He’s got zero toys for the girls and boys I guess we’ve all been bad this year, but oh Empty sleighs in the snow All overrun with mistletoe No magic reindeer putting on a show… There’s nothing but coal in Santa’s sack Cause he’s workin’ in the mines now and breakin’ his back “I don’t know what I’m doing and I feel like a hack And all I want for Christmas is my old job back All I want for Christmas is my old job back!” Tiny Tim got laid off in August And he couldn’t pay his rent anymore So he bounced around from town to town And now he’s selling clothes at the Big & Tall store Little Drummer Boy had a hard time Just deciding what he wanted to be He’s a fat and lazy dirty wreck, just cashing unemployment checks And now I hear he’s working at the library… (Library Break) But hey It’s a job, as they say A lot of work, for a little pay And I only have one wish this …
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