Twilight Abridged – Chapter One
That’s right, I’m abridging Twilight. Pointless repetition of details are no more. Instead, you get snark. Before you even ask, yes, I have read the books. This should be obvious by my listing the events of chapter one. No, I didn’t like the book. No, it would not make sense for me to not read the book if I didn’t like it because it would be illogical to dislike it to this extent without having read it. Yes, I am male. Yes, I am from Twilightsucksdot.com and, no, the site isn’t inhabited by mostly guys. I’m currently one of maybe five at most out of a good hundred members. ANYWAY The Twilight Abridged Drinking Game: (ONLY TO BE PLAYED IF YOU ARE OF LEGAL AGE) Warning! Do not use strong liquor! The game is simple. Down a shot each time the word “bitch” or its derivatives are used to describe Bella or her actions. You’ll be good and wasted by the time it’s done. ..I counted 16 shots.
EDIT: YouTube user Fullbartender just pointed us in the direction of SMOSH’s video (www.youtube.com where they do pretty much the same joke. We’re sorry about that, and we hope you believe us when we say we hadnt seen it beforehand. We thought our joke was unique, but we should have done better research. Besides, we never steal material from well known youtubers, because then sooo many people know where it’s from. Instead we steal from the less known youtubers. We also steal food from the poor and drown cute puppies in our spare time. (Not really) What do Link and Chris Hansen have in common? They’re both not so fond of Twilight! Deleted Scenes From Twilight #2 Funny Twilight spoof:D Special thanks to Tore Urke and Arne Daniel Haldorsen for swinging the camera:) Music: Kevin Macleod – www.incompetech.com – Some rights reserved. Check him out. He makes splendid soundtracks The music during the “To catch a Vampire”-part is Scheming Weasel: incompetech.com The video also contains music and images from Zelda and To Catch a Predator. Fair use. Image: www.flickr.com – Oregon Forest by SarahMcD ॐ – some rights reserved
