Will someone help me write the script for tomorrow’s “breaking news” ACORN video?
Question by Sadcat: Will someone help me write the script for tomorrow’s “breaking news” ACORN video?
I’ve been trying to come up with ideas.
Let’s see…
James and Hannah approach to African Americans that they assert to be members of ACORN.
James: “Hello. We’re in the white slave trade and we were hoping to buy some LSD and meth that we could give to young girls who work in our brothel. Can ACORN help us?”
ACORN member: “Certainly. We just LOVE giving drugs to underage prostitutes. We’re ACORN, you know! Evil is what we’re all about!”
Hannah: “Great! Where can we go to get the drugs?”
ACORN member: “Let me just call up my boss, Mr. Barry Soetoro–I mean, Mr. Barack Obama. He ALWAYS enjoys selling us drugs when he knows that they’re destined for underage girls!”
James: “That would be terrific. Can we pick up the drugs from Mr. Obama himself?”
ACORN member: “Absolutely! Just tell ’em ACORN sent you.”
*End of video.*
Would that work? Or does it not make ACORN come off as evil enough?
I especially enjoy the conservative contributions to the script. Thanks a lot! Some of you have real talent. Have you considered writing this kind of thing professionally? Maybe Mr. Beck could use your services!
Best answer:
Answer by greentadpole
Your screen name is quite appropriate.
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