I’m making a school movie with my friends.. need more ideas?

Question by CJ: I’m making a school movie with my friends.. need more ideas?
so its a comedy and it must include a parody, slapstick, satire and farce. We have an end. But the story is hills have eyelashes and and they were good then they turned evil. So me and my two friends are on a quest to kill the main hill. When we get there we find Chuck norris eating the hill after to his usual 20 laps around the atlantic. I need ideas to put in the middle and more for the end Please!! ITS A COMEDY!!

Best answer:

Answer by auntofturkey
parody part: you can send up all those sci-fi movies where they have the big meeting about “how we fix the problem” — where they explain the plan with charts and diagrams.
Have the plan be something horribly silly.
I mean, how do you kill a hill, anyway? Get a really big drill and run a hole straight through it?
Plan to put explosives in it and blow it up?
And it’s absolutely necessary to have the conventional over-zealous general that wants to jump right to the nuclear weapons. This is a good place to satirize overtly-military minded people (if you want).
And the more convoluted and bizarre you can make the plan they eventually try before Chuck Norris shows up, the better. Involve bunnies, I think.

Ooh, and if you could include a scene to show that the hills have gone bad that’s like The Sound of Music — you know, girl twirling and singing on a hilltop “#The hills are alive with the sound of —# *screams*” and then she gets eaten.

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