Mr. Hot and Cold, what shall I do with you?

Question by Juliet: Mr. Hot and Cold, what shall I do with you?
So there’s this guy, and he’s been giving me the wrong signals and the right signals. We use to talk when we were seated next to each other. He teased me a lot, smiling, and I asked his friend if he does this a lot and he said no. Then we were separated (the whole class switched seats) and our conversations came to an abrupt stop. We didn’t talk anywhere, not online, (I don’t have a phone so I can’t text him, although he asked me if I have a number), not on face book, nada. By the way, it’s practically impossible to avoid someone at my school (it’s very, very small), so it was alarming to me that he didn’t tried to talk to me after that.

So here he comes along, during the same class recently, he sits next to me and we have our rendezvous. This time he asks if I would like to go movies with his friends, and to the carnival, with his friends. He’s unpredictable for me. I don’t know what’s he going to do for the future. Yet, I sort of like him.

From my little summary of our relationship, could you explain his behavior? How should I ask him if he likes me? Is he a flirt? Am I over reacting? Help, S.O.S.

I know that girl are suppose to make a ‘move’ as well, but I don’t really know how. His friend is my ex, but my ex is going out with my friend and I’m good about it. So how shall I put ‘moves’ on him without making me look like a complete idiot?

P.S. He’s a bit immature and obnoxious, and I don’t think he’s ever done this before.

Best answer:

Answer by Colin
I have a multitude of suggestions for you, all of which I would like you to take completely seriously.

1. Give him an icy hot bag.
2. Just go to the movies and carnival with him. At the carnival, this is your chance to make your move. Guys love it when you are incredibly awkward, immediately talk about marriage and babies etc. on the first date. So go for that and he is yours. Then kiss him out of nowhere, then kick him in the balls. As he is recovering, jump on top of him and straddle him. Then yell at him for taking advantage of you. Next, get up off of him and flash him. When he looks, slap him in the face and tell him it is disgusting that he is checking out your boobs. Then hug him and tell him he is the perfect guy and you love him. When he doesn’t say anything, tell him he is an asshole for not saying I love you back.
3. Only use S.O.S. from now on when you are truly in trouble. Not when some guy you will break up with in a couple weeks is just bored, wants to hang out with a random cute girls, and couldn’t really give a shit about you.

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