Will you help me list 101 things an omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent god can’t do?
Question by Edgar: Will you help me list 101 things an omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent god can’t do?
What there is so far:
001. An omnipresent god can’t travel.
002. An omnipresent god can’t leave a place.
003. An omnipresent god can’t run away.
004. An omnipresent god can’t arrive late.
005. An omnipresent god can’t arrive early.
006. An omnipresent god can’t arrive on time.
007. An omnipresent god can’t enter a room.
008. An omnipresent god can’t exit a room.
009. An omnipresent god can’t go up.
010. An omnipresent god can’t go down.
011. An omnipresent god cant move back and fourth.
012. An omnipresent god can’t move side to side.
013. An omnipresent god can’t change direction.
014. An omnipresent god can’t chase you.
015. An omnipresent god can’t visit anywhere.
016. An omnipresent god can’t lose anything.
017. An omnipresent god can’t find anything.
018. An omnipresent god can’t get lost.
019. An omnipresent god can’t leave you alone.
020. An omnipresent god can’t see more than one view
021. An omnipresent god can’t go somewhere new.
022. An omniscient god can’t solve a mystery.
023. An omniscient god can’t be shocked.
024. An omniscient god can’t be surprised.
025. An omniscient god can’t make mistakes.
026. An omniscient god can’t make choices.
027. An omniscient god can’t make discoveries.
028. An omniscient god can’t doubt.
029. An omniscient god can’t wonder.
030. An omniscient god can’t forget.
031. An omniscient god can’t change it’s mind.
032. An omniscient god can’t take risks.
033. An omniscient god can’t gamble.
034. An omniscient god can’t learn.
035. An omniscient god can’t try something.
036. An omniscient god can’t grant free will.
037. An omniscient god can’t have an accident.
038. An omniscient god can’t feel suspense.
039. An omniscient god can’t hear a joke it doesn’t know.
040. An omniscient god can’t misunderstand things.
041. An omniscient god can’t avoid cheating at poker.
042. An omniscient god can’t improve its perception.
043. An omniscient god can’t avoid a movie spoiler.
044. An omnipotent god can’t fail.
045. An omnipotent god can’t regret.
046. An omnipotent god can’t be unsatisfied.
047. An omnipotent god can’t achieve it’s full potential.
048. An omnipotent god cant be satisfied.
049. An omnipotent god can’t feel unable.
050. An omnipotent god can’t need.
051. An omnipotent god can’t improve on perfection.
052. An omnipotent god can’t long for anything.
053. An omnipotent god can’t lose control.
054. An omnipotent god can’t enhance it’s power
055. An omnipotent god can’t get it’s self stuck
056. ???
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Note: If there are any answers from previous posts that did not make it in to the list, its because I’m still considering if they are valid, or working on rewording them slightly.
“An omnipotent God can’t make sinners get saved if their eternal life depended on it.”
self pownage ftw
Best answer:
Answer by Old Man from Scene 24
An omnipotent god can’t blame anyone else for anything his creations do or don’t do.
An omnipotent god can’t do anything that was not what he really wanted to do in the first place.
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