Q&A: Okay…you are a hopeful actor auditioning for a part in an upcoming movie. Can you write an amusing ….?

Question by ILOveDillon: Okay…you are a hopeful actor auditioning for a part in an upcoming movie. Can you write an amusing ….?
paragraph or two or more that includes these movie quotes?
1. Make fun, but in an 8.5 earthquake, you’ll beg for a Jeep.
In an 8.5 earthquake, I’ll beg for a coffin.
2. Actually, there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.
3. Strange? She’s right out of The Hound of the Baskervilles!
4. Are we having fun,yet?
5. What would you say if I told you I was a witch?
6. And anyone who thinks otherwise hasn’t got the sense that God gave geese.
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Best answer:

Answer by carazysexycool
is this supposed to help ur auditioning because isn’t that kinda cheating having somebody else do ur work?

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