Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these movie quotes??

Question by ILOveDillon: Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these movie quotes??
1. Wax on. Wax off.
2. And I was having SUCH a good day!
3. I ate garbage last night, Barbara… and loved it!
4. I think he should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.
5. Please don’t say anything important ’til I come back.
6. Ooh, a cottage! How charming.

Best answer:

Answer by Daizy♥23
Sure!

Barbara, a lawyer, is talking to a loopy client, who is being accused of robbery.
“Please don’t say anything important ’til I come back,” Barbara said. “I’m checking into buying a cottage.” “Ooh, a cottage! How charming!” her client, Ralph, exclaimed. “Oh, but can I tell you one more thing, ma’am? I ate garbage last night, Barbara…and loved it!” “Okay, then, Ralph. I’ll be back in an hour.” “No, no! Please wait!” Ralph exclaimed. “One more thing! I promise!” Barabra hesitated at the door, then let out a long sigh. “All right, Ralph, last thing.” He smiled like a kid. “Have you ever gotten your legs waxed? The lady goes, ‘Wax on. Wax off.’ But when the wax comes off, it REALLY hurts!” Barbara stared at him for a long time. She muttered good-bye, then slipped out the door.
“And I was having SUCH a good day! Until Ralph, that is,” Barbara complained to her therapist later that day. “I think he should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man,” she concluded. “As do I, Mrs. Walters, as do I,” was the reply.

Sorry, that’s REALLY bad, but you did say amusing…

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