Are 13-year-old girls really this ignorant?
Question by poofehair: Are 13-year-old girls really this ignorant?
As of last year, 200,000 jobs are lost in America every month. The average American family brings home less than $ 36,000 every year. Last year, there were 80 million unpaid credit cards in the US alone.
And yet, box office analysts predict that the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Movie will make at least $ 30 million on opening weekend alone. This fact makes me want to cry.
To tell you the truth, I would normally have nothing against the Jonas Brothers; they’re just another boy band that will go out of style by this time next year. Unlike other famous boy bands (i.e. the Beatles), the Jonas Brothers will contribute nothing to music history, and will be another flash in the pan. So why am I making this anti-fanboy rant?
Because the Jonas Brothers are absolutely SELLING OUT, both figuratively and literally!! Not only will every single movie theater be infested with prissy and downright annoying teenage girls this weekend, but fantastic films like Coraline and Slumdog Millionaire will be thrown off to the side to make room for this epic waste of time and money.
Also, did you know tickets for this monstrosity are $ 15? I can understand that 3-D films cost more than regular movies, but why do you need to have THE JONAS BROTHERS IN 3D??!! This is possibly the stupidest idea ever, especially considering that Disney could be making more money by releasing it in conventional theaters, not that anyone should blow their money on this anyway.
Plus, when My Bloody Valentine came out, tickets for a 3D showing were only an extra $ 2.50!! And in that case, you could see an 100-minute movie in eye-popping 3D for little extra cost, whereas this Jonas abomination is an hour-long concert that costs twice as much as an average movie ticket! Artist Bruce Springsteen recently boycotted Ticketmaster when they started selling tickets to his concert for much more money than the regular price. If the Jonas Brothers had any class, they would lower ticket prices to prove to fans that they weren’t money-grubbing posers.
In conclusion, this concert film is nothing but a cheap gimmick to get port-o-dummy teenage girls to waste their parent’s hard-earned money on something they could find on YouTube for no cost! If you disagree with me, that’s fine. Just realize that in a couple years, you will be laughing to yourself, wondering why you obsessed over THESE guys/girls/unknown!!
Join PAJBO, or People Against Jonas Brother Obsession.
Best answer:
Answer by ~wH@t’z mY aNzw3r?Y0 m@mA!!~
IM 14 AND JONAS BRO R SO FRIGGIN GAY ALL THE WAY WEARIN SOME TIGHT AZZ SKINNY JEANS TIGHTER THAN MINE, YUCK AND HAIR LIKE FRIGGIN REPUNZAL!!!
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