Best Comic Ever… Now finish the script?
by pmorgan
Question by Will W: Best Comic Ever… Now finish the script?
By the way, I have no intention of selling this so it is NOT copyright infriction. Okay, I’m thinking of making a comic and I’m terrible at designing scripts. So, I need you to write this comic in a script or comic form. Spider-Man, Poison Ivy, Daredevil, Moon Knight, elecktra, Captain America and Harley Quinn are fighting against Lex Luthor, Dr Octopus, Scorpion, Winter Soldier, Bullseye and Kingpin.They are fighting for a fragment of another symbiote that is the most powerful than the others. It is an even fight until deadpool shows up and accidently releases the symbiote. It bonds with him and he can control it thanks to his healing factor. The symbiote dies off him because of the insanity and adreniline in his body. Poison ivy makes out with Spidey, and Harley Quinn seduces mysterio. There are a couple things you can decide on your own like what color the symbonite is and if Spidey survives his sexy encouter with Ivy (I was thinking maybe the kiss gave him special powers and turned his suit green, but that’s just my opinion) Good luck, and please write a good script. If you don’t have the time to write an entire script, just write the script for the Ivy/Spidey make out scene that’s like 7-20 sentences long and answers my question about wether spidey survives or some other scene in the story.
Best answer:
Answer by PorkchopExpress
Bushman shows up, back from the dead, to even the score with the Fist of Khonshu (Moon Knight, to anime fans, who probably don’t know who M.K. is anyways). He digs on Harley and kills Mysterio (someone finally do that, please), but Frenchy and Marlene show up to save Marc and Bushman and Harley run off into the sunset to track down Midnight.
Ivy’s toxins remind Peter that He’s supposed to be married, breaking Mephistos hold, so Petey calls M.J. over for a 3 way, while Matt Murdock gets distracted by some random attractive skank that Elektra kills off two years later, and Capt America pummels the bejesus out of Bullseye while Kingpin decides to call up Lady Bullseye, but keeps calling Her Vanessa and Lex Luthor strips Otto Octavius down for spare parts (because He figures He’s getting SOMETHING out of this mess.
Oh, and the symbiote ends up purple and green because The Joker waltzes into the middle of this mayhem to claim the vestiges of it that ran into the drain, but Batman tracks him down and ends up getting some of the symbiote on himself, ala Cletus Cassidy/Carnage (and DC could use that to come out with ANOTHER version of Batman).
And yes, that was the greatest comic ever.
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