Don’t Make Me Get My Main

The MP3 for this song is on my newly-released album, “Big Blue Dress”: itunes.apple.com www.amazon.com Legs and I submitted this movie to the Blizzcon 2009 movie contest, and we took first place. When they played the movie on Friday night at Blizzcon, the house was packed. I was there and the reaction to the movie was better than any prize I could have won. The crowd was literally screaming by the end scene. “Don’t Make Me Get My Main” is a story about a guy who is being camped in Stranglethorn Vale while leveling an alt. He tries to convince his attacker that messing with him is a bad idea because he’s a skilled PvPer. Eventually he has to logout and get his main character to come to the defense of his alt. Here are they lyrics: Please don’t be deceived by my current situation As unlikely as it seems, I’m a PvP sensation A legend in my time, not a legend in my mind So if it’s all the same don’t make me get my main Make me get my main (ahhhh) Make me get my main (ahhhh) So if you don’t believe I’ll arrange a demonstration I was trying to spare you the pain of death and devastation But if you must insist on camping me like this Well prepare yourself for pain, cuz I’m gonna get my main Gonna get my main (ahhhh) Gonna get my main (ahhhh) Well you’ve worn my patience thin and inflamed my aggrivation Now my main will make you wish you’d observed my exhortation Well it’s too late now for you cuz your camping days are through So just remember through the pain that you made me …