Fairytale, written by LordBasse, recited by yours truly

THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN CUT IN TWO PARTS! WATCH THE OTHER PART AS WELL Can’t fit the whole script here, boohoo 🙁 THIS IDEA WAS GIVEN TO ME BY LORDBASSE, for I shall now tell you a story of his The third and final part of the fairytale-parody-series-sort-of; this story is not fairytale, and I didn’t come up with this story, for this is made by LordBasse of AoK heaven. Give credit where it’s due The Fabulous Tale of Ai- err, Paula aka Spiderwoman and her Stereotypically Fantasticulous Quest to Save the World, the Universe and all the Yadda Yadda HERE WE GO! ACT 1 – The Birth of Spiderwoman and the Death of the Evilly Evil Clock Salesman Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, which of course is relative to where in the world you happen to be right now, there was a girl- ????: A GIRL!? Fabulous. Were two lines into the story and youve already broken the fourth wall! ????: But Im not a girl! Maybe not, but youre not a woman yet either now are you? Oh crap, now Ive got that stupid song stuck in my head again! ANYWAY. The neither-girl-nor-woman-but-still-female which I will henceforth refer to as Paula- PAULA: My names not Paula! WHO CARES, its just a childrens fairytale! PAULA: I care! Shut up. PAULA: Why should I shut up, youre the one whos- And then, magically, Paulas mouth disappeared. PAULA: ! Now thats what Im talking about. Haha, get it, *talking* about!? PAULA: Okay that wasnt very funny. Now, as I was saying, Paula was on her way to school, merrily walking the street …
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