Grab It By The Testicle

A poem for the college and high school graduates of the year 2011 (and future years as well…I believe it all applies.) Also, past years, if we can ever figure out how make YouTube videos go back in time. Also, I would like to offer this video to graduates of schools (or whatever it is they have) on other planets. So…to all of you…get ready to…KEEP LEARNING! With less structure and fewer metrics for success. Lyrics?? Good Morning John, and all of the rest of you I come to you now from this familiar vestibule with advice for the graduates of college and high school A familiar format, the well meaning nice tool who’ll grant you this, a afternoon’s savor for cash or a favor, food with no flavor inspring advice for the next few days You’ll do well, have some of this koolaid. It’s time, you must bite of the cherry of life It’ll taste like fear and hope and diet coke and rainbows But don’t be surprised when the pain grows this is kinda gonna suck, you can’t abstain though There is no “do not” There’s no effin try There’s no “I don’t wanna” It’s life…If you don’t like it then die Wait no, I’m not condoning suicide Just trying to be motivational overly sensational You get it, I’m sure So I abjure Oh, you don’t know what Abjure means? Ehhhh..maybe you’re not as prepared as you seem It’s like rejecting an error but with a bit extra care I’m pretty sure they should have taught you that I’m making a point, you don’t know jack The best of you can hope to have been taught to …