this sounds stupid but what is it like in america?

Question by tall leprechaun: this sounds stupid but what is it like in america?
cos like, ive only lived in ireland all my life and ive seen stuff and read american news and the comments one was about a girl selling kool-aid or something and the comments were about lemonade and selling it as a child and ive never ever seen a child selling anything apart from potatoes and people talk about twinkies and high school and grade whatever and im like wtf cos the only things i know about america come from the simpsons, lol probably not the best source ever, and on a episode a fail was like 60% or something?! here its like 40%. and are all secondry schools mixed? in american programs theres always a black person, im not being racist, im just saying, and in films EVERYONE is like size 10 im thinking its not really like that? lol, i probally sound really stupid but ive never been to america. and why do you say ‘erbs? ive gotton into a kind of fight on youtube about the pronounciation ( with americans) and they were like, but its french! and i was like but we’re speaking english not french! and how much does it snow? a lot? cos here we get barely any snow (cos we’re an island). and why do loads of americans say they’re from ireland, or have irish ancestors? LOL, i saw an episode of CSI NY and in it, the murderer was called finn WEXFORD. wexford is a county. and in it mr “wexford” started speaking irish and there was subs at the bottom and they were so so wrong i was pissing myself laughing and then some police man who talked to him in irish says something to the other police men like, didn’t your grandad teach you irish or something l.o.l. it was so funny.
and there’s this programme, the i.t. crowd, its british its the funniest show ever i heard there was going to be an american version but it was cancelled i looked it up on youtube it was horrible. they kept moss, but changed everyone else. roy (who is meant to be irish) had an american accent. they kept the very same script but it just wasn’t right. look it up, then look at the normal programme. don’t worry, im almost done lol.
why do some people in america think its the best place ever? im sure its not. i wouldn’t say ireland is either. maybe there’s some place somewhere nobody knows about and its just the best place ever, like no pollution or crime or bullying or whatever and everyone is equal and safe.
there probally isn’t though lol.
i have to agree with eddie izzard though. i remember he said (about america) “But you’re the Roman Empire, yeah! So you’ve got vomitoriums and orgies to look forward to… Let the President lead the way! ‘Cause no one cares in America and… I don’t know. In Europe, we’re just watching you, and going, “What ARE you doing?”
i really agree with him lol.

so yeah. just tell me what it’s like there please id like to know.

Best answer:

Answer by Pixie Troop
Well first of all like any other country, you will find men who did not stay in the toolshed.

And women who will poison your sammiches, be careful.

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